Google translate "Please don't hit my car with your doors" in 12 most common languages. They have to understand at least one of them. Easier than writing a screenplay. » 9/22/14 8:42pm 9/22/14 8:42pm

What's The Worst Professional Soccer Kit You Have Ever Seen?

I was talking with a friend about the different jerseys we would like to purchase, regardless of the division they play in. For myself, I would like to own the jersey of every team Ruud Van Nistelrooy ever played for (FC Den Bosch, PSV Eindhoven, Hamburger SV, and Malaga, specifically. ManU doesn't need more support). » 9/13/14 12:12pm 9/13/14 12:12pm

He races GT pro-am though and I don't know that there is anything limiting that division in terms of licensing. I'm sure he has been banned from future entries anyways. Maybe someone else knows? » 9/12/14 11:49am 9/12/14 11:49am

I may take flak for this, and it really is pointless, but I want to see the Mini Paceman pick-up truck get made. I've only seen one older model of the Mini Pick-up, and it was towing another Mini, and it was awesome. » 9/12/14 11:39am 9/12/14 11:39am

This is hilarious. Reminds me of the time at university when I got a call at 4am from some friends, ripped out of their minds, saying, "Man, you gotta come ovverrr. This movie is like the scariest movie everrr! They're saying it'll be banned!" » 9/12/14 7:31am 9/12/14 7:31am

Screencapped this around the 1:43/1:44 mark (kinda shit quality, can't find the HD option on because I couldn't help but notice the immediate swelling/distortion to the left side of Stanton's face, the reaction from Lucroy, and the non-reaction from Kellogg: » 9/12/14 1:03am 9/12/14 1:03am